Random Moments Of Laughter…

Birthday Stench

My little sister turned 11 yesterday. 11! 11 years ago she was born! Wow…

She opted out of a party this year and decided to invite her best friend over for a play date. This girl is ALWAYS busy--they see each other maybe a few times a year and other than that, they are on the phone all the time.

As they were in her room playing yesterday, my sis left the room for a moment and then went back and proceeded to see her best friend spraying her entire room with some sort of spray can.

“What are you doing?” sis asked

“Spraying the room” she answered.

She assumed the can was air freshener

My sister grabbed the can and read the front label.

It was spray-on deodorant.

On the bright side? My sisters room is now able to resist sweat for up to 12 hours.

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Breezy Christmas

A few days ago I was watching my local cable access TV channel and saw a preview asking our local town folk to ‘shop our town for the Holidays!’

So…either they have forgotten to stop running the ad OR-- my town is getting a 5 month jump on Christmas sales. You tell me…

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‘Dead Dog--Call If He’s Yours…’

I only WISH I had a picture of this to share…

A few block away from my house there is a street pole with a brand new poster on it.

‘Garage Sale‘? nope.
‘Missing Bird’? I wish…

The poster reads the following:

“Is this your dog?
Please contact us at…
HIT AND KILLED June 17th.”

The poster then goes on to picture the dead lifeless dog in a cage.

Freaked me out the first time I saw it.

We drove by it a couple times this week before one of us finally spoke up--

“Don’t look at it” mom said “it’s just disturbing”.

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“Will the Real Miley Cyrus Please Say ‘HOLLA!’’?

I recently got a Twitter.

So what did my sister do when she found out?

She wanted one too.

So after begging my mom--she got her wish.

She got her account earlier today.

After I had showed her a few of the basics of the site, I let her go on it thinking she’d be cool for awhile…

5 Minutes Later…

“SARAH!”

I rush to her aid-- “yes?”
Her: “I want to follow Miley Cyrus”
Me: “Okay so?”
Her: “Which one is the real Miley Cyrus?”

We sifted through the page full of Miley Cyrus’s till we came across the real one.

The 1st one on the top of the page with the little verification on it.

Go figure.

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The End

The moral of this blog?

Life is too short to NOT be joyful.

Every day, every breath, every second is a gift from God.

So smile! Laugh! Dance! Sing!…Believe. :)